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One Way by leothefox

Life is never easy, well for most of us at least. The only stable staircase is leading absolutely no where. An open door with a set of ...



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I appear to be the mixture of Deamonic and Angelic essence confined to the body of one human resonance. Behold my frienemies, the declaration of your antithesis has incarnated!
My I, "The omnifarious self," and My Eye, your inverted perception of self become manifest!

"So do you come here often?" Inquirers Michael (BVBG) to all the young lady folk of DA, as he sips profusely on his Sizzurp. "Well, um, I guess so" replies the young female in response to this strange man. "WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT, BEFORE I LET PRINCE WILLIAM OUT OF HIS CAN!" Exclaims Michael as he bites the head off of a chicken in a violent rage. "Ummm, I think I should be going..." The young lady responds. "Wait!" Michael replies instinctively. "I know something about you... Something no one else knows! Oh, you may have pulled the wool over the eyes of the masses, but I see beyond that which normal men can see!"
"Shit" she thinks to herself "HE KNOWS ABOUT THAT!"
"Yes, hahaha, yes indeed." Michael reveals, as he narrows his eyes at her, both with intense disapproval, and complete and utter sexual attraction. "I hear you like... MUDKIP!"
"Um what?" She replies, not sure what the fuck he is talking about.
"Mudkip you dumb broad, I heard you... LIKE THEM!"
"What is a Mudkip?"
"Don't play stupid with me, you filthy WHORE!" The increasingly angry Michael replies.
"Mudkips are more than just Water Pokemon, they're an advanced species, dating back as far as that of the Sun Worshipers, the Mudkip have helped humanity in all of it's endeavors, never asking anything in return, but love... But you, you HORRIFYING HARLOT, you only LIKE Mudkip!"
"I really think I should go..." the young lady nervously remarks, as she makes her way toward the door.
"Almighty Mudkip, how I love thee!" Michael ecstatically exclaims, as he caresses a bottle of Newman's Own Salad Dressing. Gazing into the eyes of Newman on the salad dressing bottle, Michael romantically expresses his deepest feelings for The Mudkip, "Oh Mudkip, you needn't be lonely anymore, Daddies home." "They tried to stop me, they said I was mad, BUT IT IS THEY WHO ARE MAD, NOT ME! Now open up my lovely little Mudkip, your Daddy has the most wonderful medicine, the souls of all the Unbaptized Babies and the Blood of all the strange Fornication our land has played the Harlot with..." Michael begins to vomit on the bottle of Newman's Own Dressing. "Though it is sweet in thy mouth, verily it will be bitter in thy stomach."
The young female suddenly realizes she is locked in the room. "Shit! I'm not going to get out of here alive, this fucking maniac is going to kill me..." She thinks to herself, as she begins to cry.
"You!" Michael exclaims, "It is your kind who are the traitors to the Mudkip, Sephiroth was right all along, I NEVER WANTED TO BELIEVE HIM! But he was right about mankind, IT WAS YOU WHO SOILED THE HOLINESS OF THE MUDKIP!"
Reaching for the nearest Butter Knife, Michael grabs hold of it, slowly approaching the young lady, who is in the throws of absolute terror. "There is a lot of buttering to do... YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO DO IT ALL NOW DO YOU! DO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!"
"No, God no! I'll do what ever you say! Whatever you want! Just let me go, please God let me go!" She cries.
"Okay, firstly, take these two stone tablets," Michael hands the frighten girl a napkin and an old VHS cassette which holds two episodes of Garfield and Friends. "Now write, THIS IS THE DECLARATION OF DISCRIMINATION, THE EMANCIPATION FOR REGURGITATION! THE MOST HOLY AND TRUE CREED, ALL WHO DENY THIS ARE BUT LIARS!" Michael went on to recite an entire episode of Nickelodeons Doug. Doug Bags a Nematode to be precise. Michael, pleased with the young woman's participation in his speech, unlocked the door, and opened it so she could leave. "You're free now child, go thy way in peace." Michael joyfully assures her. With great haste she makes her way to the door, running from the building.
"They grow up so fast!" Michael sighs, as he looks toward his bottle of Newman's Own Salad Dressing, with a tear in his eye. "My little girl is a man now!"


Current Residence: New Jersey
Favourite genre of music: Any and All.
Favourite style of art: All forms of art are equally amazing, but I myself am drawn toward, Pop, Abstract and Surrealism.
Shell of choice: Round...
Wallpaper of choice: A timeless picture of The Lollipop Guild arranged in an endlessly repetitive manner.
Favourite cartoon character: Lum, Wolfwood, L, Sephiroth, Pokey Minch, Vegeta, Kokonoe, Mr Gone, Roger Klotz, Angelica Pickles.
Personal Quote: I've still yet to come up with one better than; "The Self is Equal to the Whole."


Thu Jan 13, 2011, 5:58 PM
  • Mood: Pleased
  • Listening to: What
  • Reading: All
  • Watching: True
  • Playing: Warriors
  • Eating: Strive
  • Drinking: For

Keep Lolicon Legal by BVBG 2pac Shakur dA Stamp by Sonic-BooM Free the Cannabis by Pesonal-Vendetta Cloud in a Wheelchair stamp by Makt91 :iconloliconclub: :iconhentaiclub: :iconsuperjailclub:

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ZoomGod Featured By Owner Jun 20, 2013  Professional Artist
Zoomkun has returned!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You will not win.
For every Troll you stop, we will add a million more.
Plumespixie Featured By Owner Dec 28, 2011
Do you know anyone who would be interested in doing a lolicon pic of a little girl taking a bath with an older guy?

It wouldn't have to be explicit, and it wouldn't have to be posted to dA... I'm willing to trade Japanese to English translation services of lolicon doujin or art that has dialogue in Japanese, or, if its cheap enough (under 75 USD or so) I could even pay for it.

I have two specific characters in mind, and can provide excellent reference pics!

Hearts and Hugs
Plumespixie AKA RavynSkye

PS: I'm a huge loli fan, as evidenced by my lolicon fanfics:

Lolicon collection of fanfic found on mediaminer HERE:
^warnings for explicit (but consensual) loli, "This Love Can't Be Wrong" being one that you don't need to know the characters for)

And more loli fics (Kiss Rin, Need, Needed, Precious, Soothing Touch, etc.,) can be found here:

From T rated to M rated, all sweet and consensual loli fics
BVBG Featured By Owner Jan 10, 2012
I'd like to offer some form of help, but at the moment I'm not aware of anyone specific I could point you in the direction of.
The best advice I'd have is to inquire at various Lolicon, or even Hentai based sites.
Sorry I couldn't be of more help.
Plumespixie Featured By Owner Jan 21, 2012
Ah, thanks anyway!

Y'know.. I get no small amount of internet hate and wank for writing my loli stories and posting my lolicon art, (people think all loli lovers are pedophiles or something... They obviously don't understand that fictional children are nowhere near as annoying as real children, and thus, the interest doesn't cross over for most of us, lol) but you know what?

The American/Western lolicon community is incredibly supportive, and we all tend to look out for each other, and lolicons are some of the nicest people I've met, even on places like *chans.

Tiffany-Hailes Featured By Owner May 30, 2011
Thank you for the D-watch!
sKaliburn Featured By Owner Apr 19, 2011
Thanks for the fav :)
VaselineCats Featured By Owner Apr 6, 2011
TheTrueDarkness Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2011
you've been featured [link]
BVBG Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2011
Thanks quite kindly for the feature. Sorry for not responding sooner, haven't been on DA much at all.
Personally I'd just wish people weren't so uptight with the subject matter.
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TheTrueDarkness Featured By Owner Oct 30, 2011
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