| It's the end of the world! Thank God we'll all be entertained by the universal deconstructors who are none other than the cast of Nickelodeons Doug! |
Reflection of Forgotten Selves
Armageddin' Tired Of This
De-Re-Constructing Reality
| Thesis on the complete reshaping of ones mental frame work and eventual curvation of evolutionary development via psychological intervention. |
Doug Funnie's Day Out
| If you are looking for some Doug Fanfic that captures the essence of the show, look elsewhere. If you are looking for one of the most bizarre renditions of "Nickelodeon's Doug" available, and don't get sick easy, then perhaps you'll enjoy this. |
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| I appear to be the mixture of Deamonic and Angelic essence confined to the body of one human resonance. Behold my frienemies, the declaration of your antithesis has incarnated! My I, "The omnifarious self," and My Eye, your inverted perception of self become manifest! "So do you come here often?" Inquirers Michael (BVBG) to all the young lady folk of DA, as he sips profusely on his Sizzurp. "Well, um, I guess so" replies the young female in response to this strange man. "WELL YOU BETTER GO CATCH IT, BEFORE I LET PRINCE WILLIAM OUT OF HIS CAN!" Exclaims Michael as he bites the head off of a chicken in a violent rage. "Ummm, I think I should be going..." The young lady responds. "Wait!" Michael replies instinctively. "I know something about you... Something no one else knows! Oh, you may have pulled the wool over the eyes of the masses, but I see beyond that which normal men can see!" "Shit" she thinks to herself "HE KNOWS ABOUT THAT!" "Yes, hahaha, yes indeed." Michael reveals, as he narrows his eyes at her, both with intense disapproval, and complete and utter sexual attraction. "I hear you like... MUDKIP!" "Um what?" She replies, not sure what the fuck he is talking about. "Mudkip you dumb broad, I heard you... LIKE THEM!" "What is a Mudkip?" "Don't play stupid with me, you filthy WHORE!" The increasingly angry Michael replies. "Mudkips are more than just Water Pokemon, they're an advanced species, dating back as far as that of the Sun Worshipers, the Mudkip have helped humanity in all of it's endeavors, never asking anything in return, but love... But you, you HORRIFYING HARLOT, you only LIKE Mudkip!" "I really think I should go..." the young lady nervously remarks, as she makes her way toward the door. "Almighty Mudkip, how I love thee!" Michael ecstatically exclaims, as he caresses a bottle of Newman's Own Salad Dressing. Gazing into the eyes of Newman on the salad dressing bottle, Michael romantically expresses his deepest feelings for The Mudkip, "Oh Mudkip, you needn't be lonely anymore, Daddies home." "They tried to stop me, they said I was mad, BUT IT IS THEY WHO ARE MAD, NOT ME! Now open up my lovely little Mudkip, your Daddy has the most wonderful medicine, the souls of all the Unbaptized Babies and the Blood of all the strange Fornication our land has played the Harlot with..." Michael begins to vomit on the bottle of Newman's Own Dressing. "Though it is sweet in thy mouth, verily it will be bitter in thy stomach." The young female suddenly realizes she is locked in the room. "Shit! I'm not going to get out of here alive, this fucking maniac is going to kill me..." She thinks to herself, as she begins to cry. "You!" Michael exclaims, "It is your kind who are the traitors to the Mudkip, Sephiroth was right all along, I NEVER WANTED TO BELIEVE HIM! But he was right about mankind, IT WAS YOU WHO SOILED THE HOLINESS OF THE MUDKIP!" Reaching for the nearest Butter Knife, Michael grabs hold of it, slowly approaching the young lady, who is in the throws of absolute terror. "There is a lot of buttering to do... YOU DON'T EXPECT ME TO DO IT ALL NOW DO YOU! DO YOU!!!!!!!!!!!" "No, God no! I'll do what ever you say! Whatever you want! Just let me go, please God let me go!" She cries. "Okay, firstly, take these two stone tablets," Michael hands the frighten girl a napkin and an old VHS cassette which holds two episodes of Garfield and Friends. "Now write, THIS IS THE DECLARATION OF DISCRIMINATION, THE EMANCIPATION FOR REGURGITATION! THE MOST HOLY AND TRUE CREED, ALL WHO DENY THIS ARE BUT LIARS!" Michael went on to recite an entire episode of Nickelodeons Doug. Doug Bags a Nematode to be precise. Michael, pleased with the young woman's participation in his speech, unlocked the door, and opened it so she could leave. "You're free now child, go thy way in peace." Michael joyfully assures her. With great haste she makes her way to the door, running from the building. "They grow up so fast!" Michael sighs, as he looks toward his bottle of Newman's Own Salad Dressing, with a tear in his eye. "My little girl is a man now!" ~Mike |
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- Favourite movie: Akira, The Goonies, Lolita, A Clockwork Orange, The Shining, Boogie Nights, Ghost In The Shell.
- Favourite band or musician: Ween, Tool, Primus, Mr Bungle, Mars Volta, Manson, Beck, Radiohead, Zorn, Zappa, Melvins, D.E.P.
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- Wallpaper of choice: A timeless picture of The Lollipop Guild arranged in an endlessly repetitive manner.
- Favourite game: Mother 3, Earthbound, Final Fantasy 4-8, Chrono Trigger/Cross, Megaman 2, Breath of Fire I-IV
- Favourite gaming platform: RPGs, 2-D Side Scrollers.
- Favourite cartoon character: Vash The Stampede, Legato Bluesummers, Vegeta, Rin Kokonoe, Lum, Mr Gone, The Warden, Roger Klotz.
- Personal Quote: I've still yet to come up with one better than; "The Self is Equal to the Whole."
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